Monday, October 03, 2005

Don't miss it

I have an idea for a new TV show. It's called Law and Order: SUV.

Every week a murder is committed in a sport utility vehicle somewhere in New York City. A team of investigators, accompanied by police dogs, Sherpas, and native bearers, enters to investigate. In the ensuing weeks and months, they brave fierce wild beasts, virulent tropical diseases, and (if they're in a larger SUV such as an Aviator or an H3) entire lost civilizations.

Will they capture the killer? Will justice be served? Will they find El Dorado, Atlantis, or even the lost colony at Roanoke Island? Or will they succumb to malaria and starvation, never to be seen again?

Tune in this fall.

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